The Long Road Home

I've been working the last two weeks on trying to write my intro script.  Oh, not to any movie but my intro to the people that are living where I used to live.  And really, we're talking about a lot of people and a wide range of people too.

I'm pretty sure that I'll run into an ex-girlfriend or two and that kinda scares me.  I think I'm going with this line: "Hi, I'm Mac and I used to live here".

I thought of a couple of others: "Hi, I used to live here and I'm blogging and making a short film about it and maybe a book and... have you ever been on Oprah?".  But I think that's too long.

I also thought that I should say: "I'm not here to sell you anything, but I used to live here".  that sounds innocent enough I think, it doesn't say my name and if I don't include that then forever I'll be: "Some guy at th door who isn't selling something".  Which doesn't sound that good either.

These first couple I think I'll add: "And I'll be back because no WAY I've not screwed this up in some way".  The truth hurts.